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1994- “Friends” debuts on NBC with a witty young cast, making people everywhere jealous that their own friends pale in comparison.
The NBA is started, allowing short shorts and bad hairstyles to infiltrate a whole generation of fashion.
1936- “Gone With the Wind” is published and, fittingly, immediately gets swept away by a gust of wind.
1965- Major Edward H. White II becomes the first American to walk in space, giving Marvin the Martian a legitimate reason to hate the Earth more.
1930- Clint Eastwood is born, squinting really hard and holding a gun.
1543- Nicolaus Copernicus dies, and so does his ridiculously absurd theory that the earth is NOT physically at the center of the universe. As if!
2001- “Shrek” is released, finally giving people the chance to watch Christopher Walken’s life story.
1983- The New York Islanders win their 4th straight Stanley Cup, deciding that they’ll never need to win one again.
1929- The 1st-ever Academy Awards ceremony takes place with great success, mainly because James Franco wasn’t there to butcher the ceremony’s hosting duties.
Kanye West will interrupt President Obama’s statement to the nation to say Beyonce could tell us better. -@JenCherian
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