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THIS DAY IN HALF-TRUE HISTORY
1994- “Friends” debuts on NBC with a witty young cast, making people everywhere jealous that their own friends pale in comparison.
THIS DAY IN HALF-TRUE HISTORY
The NBA is started, allowing short shorts and bad hairstyles to infiltrate a whole generation of fashion.
THIS DAY IN HALF-TRUE HISTORY
1936- “Gone With the Wind” is published and, fittingly, immediately gets swept away by a gust of wind.
THIS DAY IN HALF-TRUE HISTORY
1965- Major Edward H. White II becomes the first American to walk in space, giving Marvin the Martian a legitimate reason to hate the Earth more.
THIS DAY IN HALF-TRUE HISTORY
1930- Clint Eastwood is born, squinting really hard and holding a gun.
THIS DAY IN HALF-TRUE HISTORY
1543- Nicolaus Copernicus dies, and so does his ridiculously absurd theory that the earth is NOT physically at the center of the universe. As if!
THIS DAY IN HALF-TRUE HISTORY
2001- “Shrek” is released, finally giving people the chance to watch Christopher Walken’s life story.
THIS DAY IN HALF-TRUE HISTORY
1983- The New York Islanders win their 4th straight Stanley Cup, deciding that they’ll never need to win one again.
THIS DAY IN HALF-TRUE HISTORY
1929- The 1st-ever Academy Awards ceremony takes place with great success, mainly because James Franco wasn’t there to butcher the ceremony’s hosting duties.
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Kanye West will interrupt President Obama’s statement to the nation to say Beyonce could tell us better. -@JenCherian
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